Saturday, January 19, 2008 

h-wood nite 4-18! abba zabba bitch

hollywood night 18

Body: some motherfucker tried to talk shit about my roommate bobby who had a half naked food fight in the kitchen with some emo fucker...i told that mother-fucker to shut the fuck up if he was talkin about my roommate and then i threw his pie in his face..then the host of the party "benny" came up and said "chill beau its all good" and i said "fuck no, its not all good if that mother-fucker is talkin shit about my roommate bobby"..and so i said to meet "me outside bitches" and they politely disagreed and we went home..fuckin emos..........

hollywood night 16...

Body: "you miss 100% of the shots you never take," - wayne gretzky.....what a fuckin great one....i took one shot....missed..well deflected..like a foul in baseball...still at the plate...tomorrow..i am def taking at least two

h-wood night..who knows 12?

Body: yeah emo bars with all their mod haircuts and scruff and purposely ripped jeans are lame....laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame...whos down for tinys tomorrow?

umm..la girls (are) as cool as they think they are...and i am not thinking they think much,,,at all...but when you are in a diner at 2 am and the wait staff steals your beer...you go outside and around the back and through the kitchen and you say "where the fuck is my beer!" "that you stole" and then bobby roles in and says "what the fuck! where's the empty bottles at man!" and then the dishwashers scatter and realize that these two drunk crazy white boys mean business and were not fuckin around....they split like cockroaches when you turn on the lights......but to wrap this story like a bean burrito with hot sauce...the waitress gave me a free abba zabba for redemption and bobby signed her tip 0.00.....even though she was hot and had cute bangs..fuck that place...